Lesbian Vampire Killers [2009] DVDRip

Lesbian Vampire Killers, the multiplex adventure of Gavin & Stacey stars James Corden and Matthew Horne, wants to be one of those does-what-it-says-on-the-tin sort of flicks. As in: there are lesbian vampires. They are killed. What’s not to like, right? Well, you couldn’t sue under the trade descriptions act, but there’s as much not to like as you might find in a 20-year-old can of rancid minestrone at the back of your mum’s larder.
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